IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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