just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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