Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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