clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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