i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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