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Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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