No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
