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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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