Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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