Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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