i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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