Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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