so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
