just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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