are you still at the devil's house?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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