hell yes lets make some ravioli
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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