these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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