Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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