Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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