its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
