what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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