that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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