Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
