Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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