Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think im going to throw up on grandma
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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