well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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