Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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