I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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