did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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