just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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