Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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