once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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