youre lurking in front of me
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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