There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Randomize
