I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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