the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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