He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
