Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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