she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i just wanna soil my oats bro
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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