I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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