she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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