Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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