Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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