there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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