ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
