that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
