Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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