do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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