I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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