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I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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