well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize
