just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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