Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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