So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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