No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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